quiz 4 today...( honesty is d besh policy..)

BASED ON A TRUE STORY..18 SX .. PARENT GUIDE IS NEEDED..


Asal nk wat quiz plak mlm nie..???
saje..nape? xbley...???



isk org tanye soklan die tanye kt balik.??
ok..go on..cpat..xdek mase...



ok..soklan maut ptama..asal ko tulis kat segala mspce,prenster,pesbook n segala2 bnda alam maya ni bahawa ko in a reltionship...??
emm..dah itu jwpn...i'm just being honest..( ceh )



but it makes everyone like histeria...
histeria.?? filem yg 'seram' lakonan lyana jasmay 2 ke..??



( your head laa..) histeria mcm nk gile mau tau yg ko ni in relation with who???
ala..nothing but personal laa...



( giler..) jwb la elokz2...
ok...but kami x kawin lg..so x bley pggl kami k*p*l lg yek..



soklan mati yg seterusnya...
bkn ke ko ni dulu presiden sgala presiden 4 anti couple club..?? skang ni ko nk lwn arus plak..??? nk jd pngkhianat ngara plak...??
isk..no political issue here okay..!!



but then..??
ala...ktorg bknnye declare mcm ktorg la k*p*l yg pling masyuk d dunia nih..
kalu xjd pung xde r sampai nk nangis guling2,nonggeng2...



so pe kes sbnarnya..???
emm tanye yuna..dan sebenarnya..n skang yuna wat deeper conversation plak..
( yuna's my legend..if i were a gurl dah lame beli selendang yuna 2..)



hmm...( cam ting tong jee mamat sorg ni..) so status..??
( cam bgus jek...org yg tnye ni..) emm no comment...



ala cer r sket2..ramai gler dak tnye..lg2 dak coursemate ko kan...
seram seyh..dorg dah cam paprazi...ala just korg lyn lagu2 inteam,unic r...



criteria 4 ur future teman idoop..

emm memiliki ilmu agama yg cukup n trus dtgkatkan..

sntiasa tutop aurat.even time panas n everywhere yg ade bkn mahram die..

kalu pki selipar sgt perlu stokin...

kalu lengan pendek sgt perlu armsocks..

kalu tshirt sgt perlu longgar...

bile dah agama bagus..sume aspek pun bagus kan...




so dah jmpe la kan...sape die..bile nk tnjuk pic kat mspc,fb n sgala2..?
ahh..soklan perangkap..xsukee...ko xbaik tau michelle, abg nas..team melodi mmg cni to..



okay la...gv u some breath space..emm ade lg ke pmpuan cam yg ko ckpkan 2..ke ko b'angan jek n syok sendiri..??
giler xade..?? mestilah ade..!!!



pmpuan dat u hv described seems like a good one..bkn ke pmpuan yg baik utk laki yg baik n sebaliknye...bkn ke ko ni jahat ya amat espeselly tang molot...
isk3..xbaik ckp cam2..ajal, jodoh, maut d tgn tuhan ,right?
btw..i'm improving now laa...( sgt kecoh kamu ini..!!! )



ok2...so islamik style la ni..bkn ke ade pndapat yg kate kapel2 ni haram..dah mcm cmpor halal haram plak nih..xtakot dosa ke...?? xblaja agama ke..?? spm bpe ni agame..??
( ceit..) ko 2 agame bpe time pmr e2..??? pendapat jek kan...xkuar fatwa g kan..??? kan aku kate dlm jwpn di atas..( skrol jap..) bahawa hayati la lgu2 inteam n unic..??



hmm..fine..ke ko ngah promote unic n inteam..?? ye laa..dorg kan ngah hauss skang ni..??
whateber la ko ni..( xlyn..)



yela2...so dah lame serius dlm industri perkapelan ni..??
soklan perangkap..dah taw dah..no comment...



nape skang timbol isu2 ni..?? ke ko jeles ngan bdk2 len yg ade kapel..ko pung nk merase but then ko men pick jer mane2 ppuan n propose die...
wah3 molot cam longkang kumbahan xservis dek alam flora..
byk bunyik plak..lantak r sape2 nk kapel pon asalkan jgn nk mintx duit 4 dating..



ok2..ktorg nk balek dulu..nk serkap, terjah student ukm len plak..dgr cter die *** **** *** ********* ***** ****** ***...nk ikot x..??
isk3..bulan puase org tambah pahala laa....bley pg skang..thnx 4 d pelik conversation..


p/s : hmm...no comment..hahaha..